Entries from March 2007

March 25, 2007

noah

I feel like Noah. The one with the ark.
When I think about that forever old story, what amazes me the most is not that God saved one guy in the entire world and all the rest were destroyed in a massive flood. It is not that by a complete miracle two of every animal on [...]

March 23, 2007

worldwide armbands

Just to let you know, you are reading the words of a freakin’ genius. I have come up with a way to seriously solve the communication problems of the world. Listen up, this is important…
Okay, so I have recently finished the first of the 10 great books that I made resolution to read in 07. [...]

March 20, 2007

mercy

First of all, as if the 3 people that read this blog don’t already know, I- along with all of the male members of my family – am a 24-aholic. To me, Jack Baur is the new superman, and I wait for him in true Lois Lane fashion every Monday night at 8pm to once again [...]

March 15, 2007

High-apple-pie-in-the-sky hopes

Just what makes that little ol’ ant
think he can move a rubber tree plant?
Everyone knows an ant can’t
move a rubber tree plant!
But he’s got high hopes!
He’s got high hopes!
He’s got high-apple-pie-in-the-sky hopes!
And when those times are gettin’ bad,
and you’re feelin sad,
just remember that ant!
Whoops there goes another rubber tree,
Whoops there goes another rubber tree,
Whoops there [...]