So, what’s been going on with you?

Well, not much, really. On the other hand… a whole lot. I guess I’ll give you the low-down on the update.
Alexis aka. the girl from the park – She’s doing great. Her uncle put her in a preschool near their house, and she goes from 8 – 4 every day. The only sad part is [...]

THIS totally changed my life…

This is my big commercial break where I tell you all of the products that I love, absolutely could not live without, and how my life is so much better since discovery. I’ve decided to do this in true “what’s behind door number one” fashion. Let me know what you think and what you have [...]

Genius Update

If you go back several posts, you will find the one where I declared myself a genius…. “Freakin’ genius”, to quote myself exactly. I was talking about how everybody has a love language… (Even if you don’t want to admit it, you do… Even if you think that’s gay… you still have one.) Anyway, my idea [...]

The Proust Questionnaire

Marcel Proust, a Parisian writer in the late 1800’s, answered this list of questions once in 1886 and then again in 1890. Many celebrities from Brigitte Bardot to Tony Parker have filled it out over time. They are all included in the book “The Proust Questionnaire.” I have decided to fill it out myself here since they [...]

You’re Back! How was your trip?

It was really fun, but you know, it really wasn’t exactly what I was expecting. Last time I was there, I was living there for a summer, and I had friends coming to visit all the time. I was carefree with no responsibilities except keeping myself in one piece and exploring my future aspirations. Let’s just [...]

if you know us you can see it

(At Dinner tonight)
Brad: You wanna give thanks?
Me: Are asking me to say the blessing?
Brad: I’m saying do you wanna give thanks?
Me: So are you going to say it or am I going to say it?
Brad: It doesn’t matter, I’ll say it if you don’t want to
Me: Are you asking me to PRAY?
Brad: You don’t have [...]

No Autographs, Please

Setting: the line to get into to see RENT Thursday night.
Me: (looking extremely confused as waves of people come from the opposite end of the sidewalk and try to get in line in front of me)
Lady that succeeded: They moved the end of the line.
Me: Oh! I’m sorry, the end of the line is over [...]

Darlin’ I love you but give me Park Avenue

SOOOO… I know that you are all going to turn green with envy when you read that I am writing this from Times Square. I usually don’t do this, but I am going to give in and participate in the American obsession with Reality TV and give you the play by play of The Maddens [...]

who the *#$% is the editor?

Check out the great and now famous Court’s new blog: www.lettersfromeditor.blogspot.com. Someone tagged her for her 8. Should be good. No pressure, Court. It’s only the entire world waiting to see what clever things are going to make the most random 8 statements. Just a bigger audience than the Superbowl Halftime show. No pressure, though.

Ode to Court

I once made a wager
Knew I couldn’t lose,
but what do you know
that girl took me to school…
Here I am now
Suff’ring a loser’s plight,
and on my own blog
’bout her I must write…
The Great Courtney Sirmon
go lend her your ear,
and Shaun Sirmon, Shaun Sirmon
is all you will hear…
but here in my blog
you’ll find the real truth
’bout the [...]