Last night Brad received a phonecall from a friend thanking him for a favor. The friend’s wife owns a tanning salon, and he offered in return free tanning anytime for me. Brad tells him (WHILE I AM SITTING IN THE ROOM) that right now I am pregnant, but as soon as I get my beach body back, he is sure I will be interested. He looked up to find my saucer-sized eyes glaring at him as he wraps up the conversation.
Lacey: I can’t believe you just said I don’t have a beach body.
Brad: Aww, babe, you still have a beach body – There’s the beach ball right there!
Brad cannot dodge the slap right in the stomach from me, but to it he replies with a cocky smirk, “Don’t hurt your hand.”
